Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Glamour Antarctica

It's a wonderful time to be alive.
The sun is shining and Glamour has reached Antarctica:
A Jesuit scientist was recently in Antarctica looking for meteorites. Instead of finding meteorites, he conveniently found God. It is a devastating realisation that the absence of any direct and sustained contact with the continent could indeed be a chief reason why we are out of touch with God these days. However, the humble kitchen freezer could prove a convenient and effective surrogate:
something like this might need to occur:
The glamourous milky nipple of the world awaits us!